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Nick Clohessy
STABLEWARS WINS | CAREER SUMMARY

WWE STABLEWARS

SEASON	STABLE	POINTS	RANK	RATING
38	I'm counting on the draft!	257	71	0.646
39	Monkey's throw their poo!	301	193	0.511
40	Suicidal Jellyfish	156	168	0.454
41	Enigma Variations	173	188	0.360
42	Nick Clohessy	350	5	0.992
43	Why do WWE insist on using idea balls and manatees to write their product?	215	362	0.360
44	I AM IRON MAN, NA NA NA NA NANA NA, IRON MAN	382	87	0.894
45	$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$	222	256	0.313
46	Bobby Heenan is desparately needed in WWE	163	183	0.462
47	The Hitler Monkeys	263	84	0.733
48	555-1806	208	53	0.771
50	Asses of Fire!	340	23	0.901
52	Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.	297	81	0.646
53	Snow Angels	202	85	0.613
54	Need to take my temperature? I'd be happy to drop my pants.	641	9	0.960
55	m(O)o(O)m	321	70	0.621
56	I need about a tree fiddy	88	158	0.025
57	Banana	420	35	0.776
59	It's a shameful thing, lobster head	489	72	0.542
60	Theatricality and Deception	310	63	0.479
61	Fandangooooooooooooooo	398	37	0.731
63	I am Jack's smirking revenge	294	32	0.756
64	Corporate Man Punk	420	86	0.320
66	3rd Man Podcast	265	36	0.679
67	3MP: 3rd Man Podcast	369	27	0.729
68	3MP - 3rd Man Podcast	354	44	0.547
70	3rd Man Podcast	347	52	0.474
71	3rd Man Podcast	337	51	0.660
73	Everything's coming up Milhouse!	425	87	0.734
79	Taker's Favorite Druid	196	66	0.375
80	I need about a tree fiddy	328	21	0.780
82	Hello!	204	63	0.151
84	Big Ass & Gonzo - It's a Jerky Thing	170	55	0.333
86	Stick THIS in your fife and smoke it!	154	44	0.085
87	/ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻	383	20	0.747
88	I've done some things I'm not proud of, and the things I am proud of are pretty disgusting.	306	20	0.740
89	It takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.	242	23	0.593
90	You don’t win friends with salad	161	31	0.286
91	Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?	340	2	0.980
92	I got a funny story about that. Well it's not so much funny as it is long.	214	20	0.568
93	Marge, you gotta watch out. Your little boy Bart could have been eaten by that pony!	186	25	0.314
95	Skinner Said The Teachers Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher.	321	17	0.692
97	We did 20 takes and THAT was the best one?	362	11	0.667
98	I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.	179	30	0.121
99	Last year, tornadoes claimed the lives of 75 Jewish clowns.	318	1	1.000
100	Money can be exchanged for goods and services	241	20	0.578
TOTAL	46 Seasons	13312	68.85	0.616
Wins: 1 \| Best Finish: 1

TNA STABLEWARS

SEASON	STABLE	POINTS	RANK	RATING
28	Today's letter is B, for Butt sex	220	77	0.550
29	Prolapse	182	100	0.208
30	Nick Clohessy	206	45	0.645
31	The Axel of Elvis	182	105	0.206
32	Vince Russo is a Cancer	233	39	0.745
33	Hogan and Bischoff are ruining TNA	63	253	0.023
34	Flair and Hogan should retire from the Ring	77	140	0.152
35	Potato	360	22	0.867
36	TNA < WCW's dying days	268	33	0.775
37	S U C K M Y A S S - Forensics	149	97	0.356
38	Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia	144	81	0.339
39	Why Wrestling matters to Hulk Hogan... He's a money hungry whore	205	50	0.570
40	Hogan doesn't give a shit about the business	184	65	0.366
41	Fat and Meth - The Lardy Boyz!!!	311	17	0.842
42	Hogan sucks	216	45	0.522
44	"I am the one who knocks."	185	36	0.551
46	Stand back, there's a hurricane coming through	168	6	0.943
47	Hogan is a Twat	256	28	0.690
49	3MP: 3rd Man Podcast	195	35	0.404
60	I have no idea about this damn company any more	150	24	0.281
67	I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in Impact Wrestling.	97	14	0.133
TOTAL	21 Seasons	4051	62.48	0.474
Wins: 0 \| Best Finish: 6

ROH STABLEWARS

SEASON	STABLE	POINTS	RANK	RATING
1	Nick Clohessy	77	51	0.180
4	Castagnoli Rocks!	137	23	0.577
12	I don't watch ROH, so this is a blindly picked stable	117	7	0.600
TOTAL	3 Seasons	331	27	0.391
Wins: 0 \| Best Finish: 7

Rating represents the percentage of participants you beat.
This is a more accurate rating of your career performance than the average rank.
(eg. Placing 15th out of 100 scores higher than placing 15th out of 20)